Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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