What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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