remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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