only if we run a train.
done.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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