I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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