We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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