i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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