just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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