i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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