I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."