D3 body, D1 cock
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?