He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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