I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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