im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.