If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry