either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight