I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.