My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?