I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.