Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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