so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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