Where are you?
In a non slutty way
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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