wakey wakey hands off snakey
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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