20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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