Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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