I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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