p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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