Do you still have your period?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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