You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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I AM VODKA MAN
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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