i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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