just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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