Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.