ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know