we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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whose parrot is this?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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