Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
