It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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