i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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