if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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