you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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