Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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