i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
yeah, it was that bad.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
my nose is crying tears of wow.