I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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