i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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