Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.

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(909): View more from California

if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids

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(631): View more from New York

Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers

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(770): View more from Georgia

Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain

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(530): View more from California

Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.

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I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.

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