do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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