Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox

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(480): View more from Arizona

the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.

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(516): View more from New York

He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue

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(281): View more from Texas

I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers

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(309): View more from Illinois

You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.

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