Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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