Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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