Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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