I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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