I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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