dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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