is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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