Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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