wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.