I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she looked like the before picture.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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