I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Just fell off a train. Bad.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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