So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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