On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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